Alpha Male Jokes Coffee Mugs

Alpha Male? Oh, You Mean Douchebag right? Alpha males are just douchebags in disguise - radiating their toxic masculinity bullshit. This anti-alpha male shirt will be sure to relate to sassy feminists everywhere! alpha male meme alpha male tik tok tik tok alpha male toxic alpha male jokes beta male alpha feminism sassy feminist sassy feminist douchebag alpha males are douchebags toxic masculine anti alpha male toxic masculinity alpha male alpha male? oh you mean douchebag right?

Stop Writing Toxic Alpha Males In YA Novels. The territorial, predatory, "protective" controlling trope of the alpha male should be nowhere near YOUNG adult books. Being a possessive and controlling big beefy hunk ain't cute anymore.

Drink the tears of the patriarchy with this mug made for male tears...and coffee. Embrace satire with this social commetnary coffee mug.

F*** The Male Gaze! Men can be such trash, just because I wear something, look a certain way, doesn't give men the right to touch me, or catcall me, or anything! I am not trying to "appease the male gaze" - I'm just being myself, so F*** off.

I thrive off the tears of male gamers, incels, and misogynists when I as a female gamer crush them into a pulp. Fill my cup, losers, and never underestimate a girl gamer again.

Express your hatred of the patriarchy and hardcore feminist views with this funny, satirical, feminism inspired, male tears coffee mug! Now you can pretend you are drinking the tears of the patriarchy!

Don't ask if i Identify As Male Or Female. I'll just tell you I'm a witch! Misgender me and I'll cast a spell on you!

Chapter 10000 of "Waiting for my Hot Male Protagonist" - "My Life." Readers, bookworms, I know you've been emotionally and even romantically attached to fictional characters, and I get it, me too. But it seems like in our own story, we won't find our own Hot Male Protagonist until the epilogue!

Male? Female? Nah, Mermaid. I'm a magical creature who can sink your ship and the entire crew with it just by singing. There's no use for Gender in the deep blue sea!

OCD Is Not a Joke! When people casually joke "omg I'm so OCD lol"...... um no. It's so frustrating when you clinically have OCD, and people say stuff like that. For those who suffer with mental health issues, show your aggravation against stupid jokes with this hippie rainbow statement! Mental health awareness is so important!

Please Growl at Me Like Those Males in YA books. If someone growls something, they say something in a low, rough, and angry voice. Take notes boys, read more YA.

Ever have those moments where you joke so much it just become your persona? Question your existence with this relatable clown!

You and your siblings have been through a lot. For instance, and entire childhood caught in a dad joke maelstrom that could wear down even the heartiest souls. Get a laugh from your parents, brothers and sisters with this funny mug perfect for siblings who have heard their fair share of puns, bad jokes, and terrible one liners.

The earth isn't your waste bin, So why do you keep treating it as such? It's time to take the health of our planet more serious. After all, the protection of our environment isn't a joke!

Dad jokes may be the worst but on Father's day we have to celebrate dad's bad but cute humor. Show your dad who holds the trophy for the best dad jokes with this cute and funny, Father's day coffee mug!

This father's day give your dad a gift that reflects his real talents- no it's not his tie collecting abilities - it's his terrible dad joke telling skills! This gift is the perfect present for a dad who makes his spawn and spouse endure the terrible puns and the baddest groan inducing jokes!

Do you have that one person in your life who still somehow fart jokes hysterical? Or perhaps are you guilty yourself of finding the passing of winds just as humorous as they were when you were 10 years old? Well, do I have a mug for you.

Oh no, this isn't just coffee. It's my DAD JOKE FUEL. How can I possibly drop a litany of horrible puns if I'm not properly caffeinated? This Father's Day, grab this funny mug and give your paternal figure the means to achieve a level of humor that's nothing short of DADLY.

There's nothing sweeter than a cute he/him! Make sure everyone knows how to address you with this adorable Conversation Hearts inspired design.

Ugh, none of these boxes apply to me! Clearly the answer is Vampire! Why wouldn't I choose the blood sucking children of the night!?

Clearly the best answer is werewolf. You get to stay up all night during a full moon, you can howl into the darkness, and they beefy as hell. Why wouldn't you choose the children of the night?

This feminist mug is perfect for all of us who are pretty much done with the patriarchy. Sit down, old white man. Not interested in your straight white male opinions. This feminist gift is great for fans of feminist quotes and feminist memes.

Celebrate the fall season and the fall of an orange dictator with this, "I Wanna Go Apple Picking, Wear Scarves, Drink Hot Chocolate, And Impeach Trump, Y'know Fall Things" fall, political humor design! Perfect for some fall love and political resistance.

Are you ready to share a HIPAA compliant joke? If not, let this mug do all the talking! Designed for those who love a good laugh and appreciate healthcare humor, this product will quickly become your go-to mug for your morning coffee or tea. Featuring a witty and playful font, the "I Have A Great Joke About Hipaa" design is perfect for nurses and medical professionals looking to add some personality to their workspaces. Made with high-quality materials, this mug is both durable and dishwasher safe, making it a practical and convenient addition to your morning routine. Perfect for gifting to coworkers or friends in the healthcare industry, this product is sure to spark some smiles and laughter in any setting. Order yours today and get ready to make HIPAA compliance fun!

This dad is a super dad, who's saving the world one dad joke at a time! Show your dad that he is a hero, making you and the world laugh with all his amazingly bad and corny dad jokes! This coffee mug is the perfect gift for dad on father's day!

Why needs the gym when you can laugh at your own jokes and get a ripped six-pack? This funny lazy workout design is the perfect gift to give your corny dad on father's day or to your friend who is constantly cracking themselves up.

It doesn't take a mad, misogynistic evil scientist to bring this badass feminist down! Don't let the patriarchy put you in an asylum, show the man who's boss with this badass, feminist mug!

Pizza is already cheesy enough without turning it into a bad joke! But, sometimes the extra cheese makes it so much better. Amp up your cheesiness with this pizza joke design!

Rattle off your Dad jokes with pride! Whether you're the Dad of the friend group or the Dad of the household, we love a good laugh.

Use the force to tell some horribly great jokes this Father's Day with this "Come To The Dad Side We Have Bad Jokes" parody design! Perfect for your geek Dad, funny Dad, gifts for Dad, nerd Dad, and Father's Day!